So John Cow.com going missing was just a big hoot after all. Cow bells are ringing and the herd is coming home again. Great...and it's not even April 1. Most of us really fell for it. Thought it was the end.
After this lark, I guess it's a good time to take a break and chill out. Settle down on the poach, pick up that old trusty acoustic guitar and sing yourself silly with this little cow ditty. If you're not sure how to start, listen to the video clip of "Ramblin' Man" and you'll get the idea how to do it.
Below are my own two cowsense worth of lyrics that's a parody of the Hank Williams classic.
Ramblin' Cow
I can't stop my moo-ing
And I'm doing just fine
When I hear an old freight train
Rollin' down the line
Ain't got no moo-ooney
But you gotta understand
I need a little moo love
A ramblin' cow, I am
I love all you bloggies
If you wanna follow me
I can never settle down
The open road a-callin' me
Some folks say I'm funny
With lots of cow sense
They know me as John Cow
A ramblin' cow, I am
Of related interests
The John Cow Saga: Is This The End?
Mad Cow Disease - A John Cow Sequel
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4.8.07
John Cow Saga: A Helping Hand From John Chow
Update to The John Cow Saga: Is This The End?
The John Cow site has gone offline. Instead you'll arrive at John Chow's site when you click on the links in my previous post which originally took you to johncow.com.
The Dot.Com Mogul has revealed the other side of evil - that is goodness to come to the aid of Mr Cow. If anyone has any funny idea about Mr Chow, this response from him to help a stranded cow will lay to rest such notions.
It'll be interesting to see how the situation unfold in the coming days. Hopefully something will work out in a positive way in the end.
The John Cow site has gone offline. Instead you'll arrive at John Chow's site when you click on the links in my previous post which originally took you to johncow.com.
The Dot.Com Mogul has revealed the other side of evil - that is goodness to come to the aid of Mr Cow. If anyone has any funny idea about Mr Chow, this response from him to help a stranded cow will lay to rest such notions.
It'll be interesting to see how the situation unfold in the coming days. Hopefully something will work out in a positive way in the end.
The John Cow Saga: Is This The End?
Dark clouds are casting their shadows over the John B. Cow farm. It seems poor Mr Cow will have to stop moo-ing and there'll be no more free delivery of milk to faithful subscribers.
The sad news came in the form of a post that aptly described "The End" for the blog farm.
What's the beef about this latest development at Cow County that's got all the cows sitting on the edge?
Cow supporters and sympathizers will be sad to learn that the funny and sometimes affectionately mad Mr Cow has decided to halt operation at this farm site. Some feel the whole affair sucks and others are wondering whether this is another cow joke or cow linkbait.
For the rest of us with not much cow sense, we are just scratching our heads wondering what the heck is going on.
According to John B. Cow, it's a legal issue that's spotlighting some copyright infringement involving the cow site. It may also concern some articles submitted by guests.
"The End" is like a sign of ill omen. Is there gonna be a showdown at high noon with guns blazing or the Not-So-Okay Corral will be dismantled and all the cows scattered to seek other pastures beyond the horizon?
In a literal sense, when you're starring at the end of a gun barrel you can't argue much. So when a big-time cattle baron, according to some speculation, is serving notice on you to cease and desist, I guess you have to oblige kindly. It's not advisable to say moo to that. The amount of mooney earned selling milk may not be enough to pay for the legal battle.
But still, we do not know the real reason yet and who is really behind this eviction move. Speculations are aplenty. But who knows?
Maybe, the truth and nothing but the truth will eventually reveal the real issue behind this hoofy saga.
If there's a lesson to be learned here, it's that for every moo you make, you have to watch your butt. Some matadors, who have survived a surprise attack from behind, will say "Ole!" to that.
Of related interests:
Mad cow disease - A John Cow sequel
There's a lot of cowsense at JohnCow.com
Time to feed the cows with link love
The sad news came in the form of a post that aptly described "The End" for the blog farm.
What's the beef about this latest development at Cow County that's got all the cows sitting on the edge?
Cow supporters and sympathizers will be sad to learn that the funny and sometimes affectionately mad Mr Cow has decided to halt operation at this farm site. Some feel the whole affair sucks and others are wondering whether this is another cow joke or cow linkbait.
For the rest of us with not much cow sense, we are just scratching our heads wondering what the heck is going on.
According to John B. Cow, it's a legal issue that's spotlighting some copyright infringement involving the cow site. It may also concern some articles submitted by guests.
"The End" is like a sign of ill omen. Is there gonna be a showdown at high noon with guns blazing or the Not-So-Okay Corral will be dismantled and all the cows scattered to seek other pastures beyond the horizon?
In a literal sense, when you're starring at the end of a gun barrel you can't argue much. So when a big-time cattle baron, according to some speculation, is serving notice on you to cease and desist, I guess you have to oblige kindly. It's not advisable to say moo to that. The amount of mooney earned selling milk may not be enough to pay for the legal battle.
But still, we do not know the real reason yet and who is really behind this eviction move. Speculations are aplenty. But who knows?
Maybe, the truth and nothing but the truth will eventually reveal the real issue behind this hoofy saga.
If there's a lesson to be learned here, it's that for every moo you make, you have to watch your butt. Some matadors, who have survived a surprise attack from behind, will say "Ole!" to that.
Of related interests:
Mad cow disease - A John Cow sequel
There's a lot of cowsense at JohnCow.com
Time to feed the cows with link love
10.7.07
John Cow: Catching Mad Cow Disease
This is a sequel to my previous post regarding an unusual event that has taken roots with a cow-sense vengeance. Read on:
It looks like mad cow disease is rampant in the blogosphere. Although some blogging authorities are not forthcoming in acknowledging this sudden bovine outbreak, cows on blog pasture are mooing louder than ever before and showing signs of delightful hysteria.
According to some mad cow scientists, these are indications that the disease is catching on. Normally, cows grazed quietly but when they start to moo more than a couple of times, it's a clear sign that cow sense is going wacky.
Bovine medical experts have warned blog farmers and cattle barons to look out for the following symptoms:
* Mooing - as in coughing - sporadically the whole day
According to some mad cow scientists, these are indications that the disease is catching on. Normally, cows grazed quietly but when they start to moo more than a couple of times, it's a clear sign that cow sense is going wacky.
Bovine medical experts have warned blog farmers and cattle barons to look out for the following symptoms:
* Mooing - as in coughing - sporadically the whole day
* Without any rhyme or reasons, hoofing it to the blog farm of JohnCow.com for some free milk which they could bladdery well generate themselves
* Posting cow-sense comments at the blog farm hoping for that extra pail of milk
* Instead of trying to make money online, they've switched to making mooney online
Here are some comments from suspected carriers of the disease gathered by blog newshounds that, more or less, sum up this moo fever. But be warned - all the comments may not make sense to you...well, unless you got it yourself...
I like milkshakes, shaken not stirred."
I like the thick milkshakes that are really thick, but still drinkable with a straw!"
"Moooove on over, I'm steering in a for a win, myself...To win is only human; to give is bovine!"
Can I trade the cash for a cow instead? A blue one, please?"
I like milkshakes, shaken not stirred."I like the thick milkshakes that are really thick, but still drinkable with a straw!""Moooove on over, I'm steering in a for a win, myself...To win is only human; to give is bovine!"Can I trade the cash for a cow instead? A blue one, please?"Hmmm!! great offer and I am gonna be one of the calf to suck the milk from the cow"Moooo damnit moooo"Virally infectious. That's how the whole darn situation is.
The JohnCow.com community farm at MyBlogLog has grown to a herd strength of 140 at latest count and still counting.
According to John Cow, the stampede has taken Technorati by storm, crashing down the gate at paddock number 66,454.
P. S. Now, here's the latest from bovine experts who may well have come up with a remedy to this mad cow shenanigan.
When you detect the first sign of the symptoms, quickly head to the nearest grocery and grab a crate of beer. Yes, good ol' beer! Booze it up and you might chase the milk cow blues away.
To make doubly sure of that, play your best Mootown sound on your hi-fi, enjoy the beer and soon you'll be counting sheep.
Mooooo! Here's one for the road!!
Of related interest:
There's a lot of good cow sense at John Cow
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